Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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skaffz 0
why didn't you kick her out?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Sounds like a redneck joke to me... "You might be a redneck if you have to buy a gift for your roommate, your sister, and your current girlfriend and you only have to buy one gift."
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Comments (131)
srak 0
why would u enjoy the rest?
marce15 0
what the hell if u break with someone u just leave not enjoy the rest of the movie what a bitch where did u find her?
TenebrificTurtle 0
Can I ask, did you show her a **** movie of you and your roommate... anal-izing each other? That might be why.
vengeance501 8
But she came back to watch the rest.
604 11
*awkward*
FromCFL 0
YDI for bring too pussy to say something to her.
snake_Girl85 0
So who broke up with you? Your sister, roommate, or girlfriend? Grammar much?
testing_fml 0
I think she was cheating on you and broke up with the other guy or gal.
lo1337a 1
BAWW NO FAIR EDITING THE FML that is NOT sporting
killmeknow690 0
your life sucks , could be worse she could be sleeping with your sister
cthulhu1138 1
You didn't kick her out? If you're so willing to be tread upon, it's probably why your girlfriend left you in the first place.