Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML
Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML
Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML
Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaking pipe under the sink. I watched a YouTube tutorial and was feeling confident that I could get the job done. Two hours later, half of the kitchen was practically flooded because I forgot to cut the water off, and scrambled to actually find the main valve, then I had to call an emergency plumber, who showed up, laughed, and fixed it in five minutes. FML
Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
Call his company and tell them he's fraternizing with the clients. Get his ass fired.
picante72 24
At least she was honest and told you immediately instead of covering it up for months or years.
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Comments (139)
sammichgirl 5
Was the Plummer that hot she had to do him as soon as he walked in the door? And is this the plot of a porno?
radioedit 7
Wow op that sucks, I feel your pain, good luck, it will get better.
luckylucas26 9
Serves you right.
davincidasecond 24
Please tell me that's a joke. A really, really bad one.
Mysthunter 13
Give her the boot...
frizz101 22
If she was in tears, she probably really regrets what she did, I while I despise cheating, I think if it was only one time it's a little extreme to think of divorce right now. After all we don't know the whole situation, I mean in an extreme case she could have been raped and was just so ashamed that she told OP she cheated on him. While I doubt this was the case, it has been known to happen.
addioty 19
There's no justification for cheating. That ***** deserves a divorce, regretful or not.
frizz101 22
I despise cheating too, but most people who cheat don't cry and aren't regretful unless they get caught. OPs wife on the other hand voluntarily came forward almost immediately afterwards, which makes me think there is more to the story. I don't think this is something that should be an end to a marriage if this is something they can work out. After all plenty of men cheat on their wives and people tell them to work it out, but god forbid a woman cheats on her husband one time and everyone tells him to leave her. It's a double standard, and while no one should cheat on their significant other, infidelity will always be around and men and women deserve the same treatment if they cheat. Women shouldn't be told to stand by their cheating husbands if men are told to dump their cheating wives.
addioty 19
Ah, you're right. I still think cheating is unjustifiable but I don't think OP is going to forgive him anytime soon.
frizz101 22
And he shouldn't, she did break her vows. But too many marriages end in divorce because people won't take the time to fix whatever went wrong and would rather take the easier way out. She is human and we don't know what exactly happened, for all we know she took pain meds and was completely out of it and thought the plumber was her husband until she sobered up. We really don't know, and I think everyone deserves the benefit of doubt if it only happened once. But if it happens several times that person has to go, no excuses and no benifits.
AKAR2521 4
frizz101, you're right, we dont know what ekse is going on, which means NEITHER DO YOU, so stop trying to make excuses for the ****. 'she could have been on pain meds'?? thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard. she's a ****, and i'd feel the same way if he had cheated on her
darryaz 9
Did you at least get a discount?
kuzcoandpacha 3
Sorry. You deserve better
fish_ster 5
some women, TOO desperate if you ask me.
tjw1616 21
she propositioned the plumber in the short time that he was there to repair your stuff?! that's crazy, sorry op :( hopefully you'll find better
adriianaa_xox 12
bastard