Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML
Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML
Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML
Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaking pipe under the sink. I watched a YouTube tutorial and was feeling confident that I could get the job done. Two hours later, half of the kitchen was practically flooded because I forgot to cut the water off, and scrambled to actually find the main valve, then I had to call an emergency plumber, who showed up, laughed, and fixed it in five minutes. FML
Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
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gracehi 33
Call his company and tell them he's fraternizing with the clients. Get his ass fired.
picante72 24
At least she was honest and told you immediately instead of covering it up for months or years.
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Comments (139)
SergeantSnuggles 12
Sounds like a Porno Comedic like theme I've seen on YouTube before, kinda laughed when I saw OP's post. But nonetheless, if she is so quick to spread her legs to another man she's JUST met (So ******* sad). Then you should quickly get out of that relationship. This is a sign from here on she'll be sneaky behind you. I only like the fact that she confessed. Time to do some serious thinking OP!
Britterz 12
D: wow. it disgusts me that people can cheat on those that they "love"
JoshTheTacoMan 19
I'm very sociopathic so if you need help there I got you.
EvilLittleMan 23
Sorry to hear that OP. Send her on legs spreading way and don't forget to hand her the plumber's business card.
gameover18 17
your marriage dude. game over she just up and quit. leave her in a marriage nobody should be with someone like that
Lyric97 4
If this is the first time she's done this sort of thing, I'd say give her another chance. She confessed instead of hiding that, and you said she was in tears, so it sounds like she regrets it and would rather tell you than hide it. Many people just keep something like that secret until the other finds out on their own. At least TRY to talk through it..this doesn't necessarily mean it has to be the end. Hope you guys manage to work through it with as little pain as possible.
Dthsapprntc 23
Guess you didn't catch OP's username. I don't think there is much to work through. She cheated, with someone she just met. I have this happen to me, it hurts like hell. She broke OP's trust and her vows. And if she spreads her legs for the plumber theb who is next? The cable guy? Or the, forgive the cliché please, the milkman? OP is better off without her I think.
AKAR2521 4
if you're going to cheat, why not leave your significant othwr first and save them some heartache??? yes there's heartache after a separartion but i think it would hurt a bit less if you hadnt been cheated on. also i'm a believer in once a cheater always a cheater. i've seen my mother go through it, it completely changes a marriage. thought they could work it out, 5 years later they got divorced after he'd already been cheating a year. cheaters are liars, and liars are not good people to have relationships with
awkwardloveannie 28
didn't you know that's what plumbers do.. they snake every drain .. sometimes with their snake..
blackychan63 12
If he has a wife, you should fix her pipes then sue him for "property damage" .. on your wife.. O.o
Dthsapprntc 23
Yes, because a frivulous (spelling?) lawsuit solves everything.
marramrammar 2
Man this deep on so many levels. 1.what is she missing that she could be lured to a plumber coming on to her? 2. She truly regretted her action or she would have hid it, and then you'd truly be in trouble. It is not right, but so many things not known to just quickly call her a ****. Truly a FML moment, but possibly salvageable; however, it is if you are willing to try.
MzZombicidal 36
Truly.