Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML
Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML
Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML
Today, my neighbour from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
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TheWindowLicker 13
Those kids are criminal master minds....
Fruit_Dealer 9
In 15 years, these kids will rule the world.
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Comments (133)
KiddNYC1O 22
Buy another one you rich ************. I'm Rick James, bitch.
kepplerr 0
they'll probably set fire to your bike too.
deviable 9
Some kids started a fire behind my house once in a field filled with dry brush. Luckily it was put out before it reached any houses, and they were caught. Sorry it didn't go as well for you op :(
KiddNYC1O 22
**** it, set a giant trap for next time.
kdomo190 0
Were the kids black?
save_da_whales 0
Smart kids
ciarakennedy 4
Dont you mean cycling off with it....awkward...
Isoldael 27
Yes, in fact I do. Thanks.
Isoldael 27
Not on *my* bike though, as it was locked.
HalliRenee 0
You ride a bike? How old are you?
Isoldael 27
I'm 22. Fyi, bikes aren't just for kids. Especially over here in the Netherlands, they are a very common means of transport.
Ecpyrose_fml 4
Cycling is fun, healthy, ecologic and cost you 0$ a year in fuel/repairs. Plus, for small distances, it's often faster than cars, because you laugh of the traffic jam and you never have trouble finding a parking lot. If you live in a city without a bike, sincerely, FYL.
Lizabeth20 5
kids are relentless..
MickleBeast 1
Karma maybe?