Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML
Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML
Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML
Today, my neighbour from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
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Top comments
TheWindowLicker 13
Those kids are criminal master minds....
Fruit_Dealer 9
In 15 years, these kids will rule the world.
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Comments (133)
jellyD 1
No good deed ever goes unpunished!
GypsyRover 0
Hi. I'm kinda new,and I don't know how I get replies. :-(
getupstandup_fml 2
That burning bush was God. The people were his prophets. You offended them by chucking a bucket of water in God's face. The theft of your bike is divine punishment. The bike will be sacrificed tonight.
Puzzum 0
Those kids are either brats or masters of deception?or both
sailorzoe 14
They get smarter every year. :)
mintcar 10
Seriously? Setting fires to bushes? WTF? What happened to going to the library for some good ol' leisure reading when boredom sunk in?
GypsyRover 0
THATS y I went to the vet and had my golf clubs chipped like a dog! Lol. If they find 14 dogs in the same place... ... Someone is going to jail!!!! ;-)
sandracore 15
this is one of the rare FMLs where the OP comments too
Isoldael 27
Hell yea. But that's probably because this is not one of those embarrassing FMLs, I'd prefer not to comment on those either if I were them :p
sandracore 15
haha ik zie nu pas dat je Nederlands bent!
godlike1 5
IT'S A TARP
False_Stupidity 42
IT'S A SPELLING ERROR!
DjeePee 25
Asjemenou. That's a bad day you're having. I wonder how bored those kids should have been, and ofcourse I hope you will get your bike back.