Today, after I started dating a guy and a girl simultaneously to keep my options open, they turned out to be siblings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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Top comments
Yudith 28
Then the threesome is out of the question.
Charlie Given 28
Why do I hear banjo music playing in my head 🤣
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Comments (7)
Charlie Given 28
Why do I hear banjo music playing in my head 🤣
bagoflays 1
I was thinking at least they only have to meet one set of parents 😂
Yudith 28
Then the threesome is out of the question.
poopface82 25
Is France on another planet or something?
Iamthebanzai22 21
Dating multiple people without them knowing is a really shit thing to do and you are a horrible human being.
Wadlaen 24
Keep it in the family!😅
Lost Reggie 22
Where's the problem if they both consent ?
Studious_Gluteus 20
Evidently you have a type.