Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML
Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I tried to use a corny pickup line on my crush, but my mind blanked and instead of, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I blurted, "Did you fall?" He just stared at me and said, "What?" FML
Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
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fenixtorador1 11
What did you expect from a muggle?
ayamekiba 13
Ignore the muggle, you should of followed it with 'my name might not be luna but i know how to lovegood.'
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Comments (167)
kriz_allizwell 6
You don't become hotter, if you quote Harry Potter.
lilhellian 27
48 Is the correct response: *Kiss* Will you be my luna? :O
gracelace 3
I can't properly vote because there is no like button. That is awesome!
hannaaaahr 33
Cho didn't get the reference either, but they kissed anyway, fhl for not getting to kiss such an amazing girl OP!
Jennthegenie10 2
You are awesome. You are better off that he didn’t understand what you were saying. A Harry Potter fan should be with someone who understands your passion. Back in High School during Geometry class I raised my hand to ask my teacher how many questions were on an upcoming test. I ended up asking in a very loud, very high, obnoxious Dudley voice "HOW MANY ARE THERE?!"
tylahgrace 12
he's not worth your time then, he probably had a wrackspurt anyway. they fly in one ear and make your brain go all fuzzy, Luna dislikes them as much as nargles
elm1 6
It sucks that your crush didn't kiss you, but he doesn't know what he's missing out on. my boyfriend never really read the books, but has seen the movies, and I LOVE HARRY POTTER, he asked me to answer his questions bout quidditch; I did & his reaction was " It's so sexy that you know that" - clearly your crush is a dumb as doorknob! sounds harsh but - you'll find someone just as hot with a love for those witches and wizards Luna! don't you fret :)
Yousuck24 21
To be honest, I would of genuinely been confused as well. Never seeing reading or seeing the Harry Potter series, I wouldn't of gotten the reference. Though, it is a bit rude that he just walked away without saying anything.
AnyaS 19
He should've asked her what she meant, than just walk away. Btw, it's "would have" not "would of".
teriyakioxo 4
Aww that is a awesome response, if he didn't get it his loss.
skyeyez9 25
I instantly knew it was a Harry Potter connection and thought your comment was awesome!