Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML
Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
Today, at a Christmas party, I chatted up a hot girl. She acted indifferent and uninterested so I took the hint and stopped. Moments later, another guy chats her up and they seemingly hit it off. At the end of the party, I heard her brag to her friends how they exchanged numbers. I guess I’m not good enough for her. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
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Top comments
EverestMelting 23
Take her place and see who comes up to you.
aylind 18
She was being a needy little attention seeker, ignore her. I'm sure there's plenty of people out there that would be willing to kiss you OP. :)
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Comments (41)
MsMourningStar 22
The "creep" vibe, that sucks. My brothers the same way. Hang in there!
garrett_8614 14
I think she was probably waiting for someone specific to walk over to her. Someone she might have had a crush on and it just wasn't OP. Probably wasn't an insult.
irwingiggles 26
aww that sucks OP..
thawny_fml 21
You're better off without her.
HighasaCloud 46
I agree; something like that would make me sigh in relief that I found out so early just how terrible a woman like that would be for me
EverestMelting 23
Take her place and see who comes up to you.
Enslaved 38
And then say-- "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it." In your best Batman voice. Don't worry, your Catwoman is out there somewhere!
grimpeeper 13
Fire missiles at her.
Meettitan 14
I would only hope those missiles are toe shaped.
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
#5 Not very Christmas like.
I_see_your_anger 10
What if she continues using evasive maneuvers?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Maybe she just had bad breath and it wasn't about you.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Well actually, based on your phrasing, maybe she smelt YOUR bad breath from across the room.
aylind 18
She was being a needy little attention seeker, ignore her. I'm sure there's plenty of people out there that would be willing to kiss you OP. :)
Emmiii_fml 18
I don't think you can judge people like that without seen knowing the context. Maybe she wanted to be seen by a guy/girl she really likes? You never know :)
aylind 18
Then she should've just tried to start up a conversation with her person of interest. Blatantly standing under the mistletoe at a party is an invitation for anyone to walk up.
LadyKayDee 23
Dont let it bother you much OP.I am sure you'll find someone worthy soon.Good luck. :)
Armygirl93 10
that screams that she was being an.attention *****. you can do better
mfmylifesrsly 30
I really hope you were drunk when you made that comment.
thepersonyouknow 9
Whats wrong with it besides a little typo?
wertyo102 7
Maybe she was waiting for someone in particular and left because she realized she'd given you the wrong idea?
incoherentrmblr 22
If you put yourself out there like that openly hoping for something specific, results may vary...