Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
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Top comments
wes85 2
probably got his attention.
MyNameIsInvictus 0
NOTE. That never works. Fail.
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Comments (124)
spaceboyftw 0
ah, okay.....now do "spanning", "extending", "distribution", and "epidemic".
DncrHap 9
trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll.
spaceboyftw 0
did u know that u are obnoxious?
DncrHap 9
did you know that you're a troll? :o
spaceboyftw 0
why dont u tell me what that means and then i will have the appropraite response.........
5t3ff1k4h 47
BAHAHHAAHAHA! Also: It's spelled 'appropriate'.
spaceboyftw 0
whatever this troll thing is.....at least i'm not an obnoxious troll. wowwww, no one likes a grammar nazi
5t3ff1k4h 47
No one likes a troll, either.
spaceboyftw 0
what the **** is a troll?!?!
5t3ff1k4h 47
You, clearly.
spaceboyftw 0
trolls are sexy.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Conceited too, apparently! Pics or it didn't happen.
spaceboyftw 0
okay u girls seriously need to stop using big words....trolls arent smart
5t3ff1k4h 47
Weren't you already googling things? While you're at it, look up the words I mentioned, too. Keep up!
spaceboyftw 0
no i wasn't already googling things.....the other girl was doing it for my lazy ass
nerdsgetmehot 23
#248 I'm pretty sure that "conceited" isn't a "big word."
spaceboyftw 0
are you joking? because i was.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Almost as huge as my... er... uh.... hand! Yeah... hand. Crap, that doesn't work, does it?
Icecube32 0
jnngffgj
spaceboyftw 0
shut up.
PLAT1NUMsilk 0
hoe.
5t3ff1k4h 47
What, OP's a gardening tool? Hmmm. That's kind of weird. Didn't know humans could be used for gardening.
towboatdude 0
Maybe this chick needs to come to my house and then she could do all the playful things. and as for everyone yelling ****. Your just jealous that your girlfriend or wife doesn't do stuff like this. it's called being flirty and playful for you idiots.
kassee 0
ouchh dat must of hurt and da embarrasment -_- but ur boyfriend should find u atractive reqardless if u wear skimply clothes or not
aardvarkish 17
Repeat after me: "My headache went away."
qt4u 0
Beeeeeend, and snap!
yellowdaisy92 0
there are other ways to get a mans attention without putting skimpy shorts on..ydi for being stupid and bending over near the fridge...
towboatdude 0
oh pull the sticks out your asses people. sounds to me op was being flirty and trying to be seductive. nobody wants to just go straight to bed and just do it. if you don't get it It's called fore play. if you still don't get it look it up.
sk8trzero53 0
Op, im a guy, so il put it clear, if you wanted action so badly which is what im assuming, you shoulda just went over and started playing with him, he will catch on if hes not a total moron, and stfu who ever says shes a **** and focus on the fml, seriously...