Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
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Top comments
wes85 2
probably got his attention.
MyNameIsInvictus 0
NOTE. That never works. Fail.
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Comments (124)
lovelove24 1
if wearing shorts makes people *****, then I guess that during summer everyone just turn into *****.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I believe the FML said skimpy shorts. Do you wear skimpy shorts all summer? If so, carry on.
DncrHap 9
b-b-but i have really long legs! nearly every pair of shorts looks skimpy on me. unless they are made to go down to your knees.
selenagirl_fml 0
146- I believe that sammiches is MY job....
selenagirl_fml 0
how did it end up here????
5t3ff1k4h 47
Selena, you're fired. You didn't make them fast enough. :/
selenagirl_fml 0
D:
yaneliee 0
FYL for having to try to get your boyfriend's attention Seriously other girls dont even have to try
PHRENK 0
haha failure
alexxss_fml 10
bahhahahaahaha FAIL!!!!!
selenagirl_fml 0
lol iicaptain
fyllmao 0
ha that sucks
immaeatyouout 0
haha just show him ur pussay
hippiechick96 3
my comment disappeared! D:
pickledpandas 0
at least she's putting in some effort.
Kyousho 0
i don't know why #10 has this many negative votes, he's totaly right, if you need to do this to get your BF's attention, dump him ASAP and wear shorts when you actualy want to, for yourself