Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
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Top comments
wes85 2
probably got his attention.
MyNameIsInvictus 0
NOTE. That never works. Fail.
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Comments (124)
SupaVyzor167 0
YDI OP because you and so many other women deem it necessary to put on a show to get a guy's attention. Maybe this will unfold as a positive learning experience for you? When you finally wake up, that is.
wafflez4ever 0
chic-a-chic-aaahhhhhhh.
Sydnery 0
at least you got his attention? :]
baybegurl 0
hahaha next time don't be so sluttyy. and why do yuh need shorts just to get yurr boyfriends attention?!
baybegurl 0
that's prettyy sad you know?
crappymedication 0
that's what you getting for being such a hoe. AND COVER IT UP DARLING, or karma will get you forever
evfreak_fml 0
HAH!
Shover 0
Wow easy to tell who the bitter single guys are. lol Trying to seduce your bf isn't be a ****.
crappymedication 0
nah, some of us are just disappointed in women who feel the need to show as much of their body as possible. tis funny when theyfail in the process
Shover 0
* ooopps being*
diabolical 0
ha I bet you sure got his attention that you wanted.