Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
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Top comments
wes85 2
probably got his attention.
MyNameIsInvictus 0
NOTE. That never works. Fail.
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Comments (124)
tdog_ossim 0
sluttish much?
abbyroxursox 11
lol why would your bf care if you went in the fridge? were you supposed to be getting him somethin to eat? lap dance gets you more attention and no head injury. oh and doin things for your boyfriend isn't slutty if your not doin it for anyone else :p
Cassie17_fml 0
@5 @10 @21 @25 @38 @43 You are all just stupid. How is she a ****? Or whatever you said? She was only trying to get her boyfriends attention. Not like she went to the mall to get other guys attention. All of yall are dumbasses. Also OP YDI.
iBrandon 0
ahh you have a pretty smile!! (:
ohhmyjeez 0
these people are stupid..shes not a ****!
claytonedberg 0
well did you get his attention lol
MagicMeds 0
It's because OP is a girl. Any time a girl tries to get sexual attention she's a ****, duh! Guys can do it though, that's not slutty.
Geiko_fml 0
I don't see how this chick is being a **** if she's trying to get her BOYFRIENDS attention. If it was someone else other than the boyfriend, than considering the circumstances, figure it out yourself. But jeesh. It's not bad to do this for the guy. Still deserve it, though. Got his attention by nailing your head into the thing.
penguinazul 13
The girl was probably hoping that he'd walk by, notice her "ASSets" and intimacy would ensue, as common sense would show. This was her attempt at being creative. Why is she a **** for wanting to have sex w/ her boyfriend?
KSants7 0
LMAO.
stronghand0331 17
apparently she wanted to get nailed in the head it just happened the wrong way... again she is a nasty dirty *****.
Leslie1997_fml 5
awwww. that sucks. if you didnt hurt yourself, you'll amaze your boyfriend like hell ;)