Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
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Sinamoi 18
Reminds me of Patrick Star, except he uses his bellybutton as a biological wallet.
MetalxSoldier 26
You mean he's 2-7 years old. This is why punctuation is important!
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Comments (122)
NippsSlipps 10
Tickle his balls next time. Tickle him so far that he'll pee himself.
ProhibitionRose 14
But...her hand will be awfully close to his dick and he could piss on her hands. >.> not worth it, IMO.
SPAIDZ 0
Not really a punishment
PinkFun1969 9
This man has no clue of how to act. God only knows what he does with your "stuff" when he is alone with everything.
Enslaved 38
In time, you will learn to love all his smells! I kid. That's gross. Doesn't sound like he's going to grow up anytime soon.
someindiandude 6
mmmm...chocolate
JoeLouisBomber 9
Why do all the immature guys always get girlfriends?!?!?
redbluegreen 41
They're easier to catch.
Awsumuzzie 12
And they're usually so overwhelmed by immaturity that the only other characteristic they have is being nice.
Jazzybaby310109 0
Depending on the level of immaturity, they can be more fun and interesting. rather than some boring ol' sod who can't have some fun.
manjo71 2
I think, sometimes he would be smelling his ass too....
fafu_fml 4
Good ideal！
DocBastard 40
Would it make a difference if he were 18? Or 50? His age doesn't matter. This is disgusting, and adults just shouldn't do this kind of crap.
rubberduckie94 13
Evidently you owed him a curtesy sniff. When he owes you one make it good like sit on his pillows and fart.
Jannettecooks 1
My dad still does that too my mom. I don't think guys ever grow up, when you love a man you just have to learn to laugh at him and be the grown up in the relationship.
everst75 3
Your fault for dating a dumbass