Today, to spice things up a bit, my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner, so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
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Top comments
Lozza 0
Was the heat... SO INTENSE?
jaderrrx3 0
I think it's more like **** her life.
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Comments (213)
confusdsincbirth 5
Which is why next time you want to spice it up do it on the washer!
adsc04 0
I love you for that.
dave04045 1
double rainbow!! all the way across the sky!!
ppzh_08 4
Ouchh....who has sex near a freshly used stove?? that's very silly of u n ur wife should of bitch slapped you for making such a stupid mistake!
Studdman 0
did u at least sit on the stove to make it even?
imsacha 0
double rainbow oh my God
robc32ca 4
shouldn't this be an FML for her not you ... YDI!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being careless with hazardous things, and MAINLY for referencing the absolute WORST youtube phenomenon EVER.
hahaalolz 0
I'm sorry, but that one failed :'(
MissGrinch 4
The giraffe never fails.
Schizomaniac 24
What? No comment about fornication?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It's not FORNICATION if you're married.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Thank you, Jane.
Marvin_Android 0
Sounds painful. At least her temporary pain and your temporary celibacy can demonstrate to you the futility of trying to engage in sexual relations to achieve happiness. Happiness can never truly be aquired; the universe is too terrible. Life. Don't talk to me about life.
timhonch 0
how did I know some fags would quote tosh.0 on this one
snapper126 0
Fake! saw the video on the Internet.