liz
United States
Today, my husband and I moved to get closer to his job. Today he got transferred 150 miles away from where we moved to. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Location location location
Today, I finished moving to my new apartment, which is 45 minutes away from my old one, because my workplace would be closer. I then got a phone call from my boss, telling me that he's transferring me to another location, which is closer to my old apartment. FML
BrokenAndHurt
Gilmanton, United States
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
swim5
Tempe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Anonymous
United States
OK, bye then
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years sprung the news that he had gotten a new job across the country and would be moving immediately. With his wife and children. First I'm hearing about them. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
GoAggies
Herriman, United States
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
Meg
Today, we moved 2,700 miles across the U.S. to better our lives, with job offers and home options lined up. All of them were given to other people or turned out to be scams. FML
Jojo
Today, after months of planning, my boyfriend told me he's changed his mind and doesn’t want to move with me to where I got a job. Why? He doesn’t want to live that far away from his mother. FML
Anonymous
Lake Stevens, United States
Heartfelt
Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML
Let's stay
Just go
Today, my husband wants to move to a different country, but I'm extremely happy and comfortable where I am. To be clear, he wants me to move abroad, while he stays back home. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Don't they warn you a while ahead of time of these transfers?
perdix 31
If you got transferred the same day you moved, no problem, you're still living in boxes. I know you have to start these stories with "Today" so you should have written something like, "Today, my husband got transferred... We moved x weeks/months ago to get closer to his new job. FML" But, then again, you are from West Virginia, so bless your heart, we can't expect too much from you.
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hellyeahmirjam 2
hmm, so now you have to move again?
Marvin_Android 0
Sounds tedious. This just goes to show you the futility of altering your life for others. They come to expect it of you as though it's nothing. I predict your husband will be laid off by this time next year, too, leaving all your efforts for naught. I'm not bringing you down, am I? Life. Don't talk to me about life.
Bradster_15 0
Marvin needs to write an FML^
stephanie0613 0
I agree, Marvin is something bothering you?
noscope_ftw 0
yea his lack of life...
nastenka_fml 0
catch 22
breenntt 0
WOW, thaat seriously sucks = fyl
Mirorbo 27
Don't they warn you a while ahead of time of these transfers?
EffinAhole 0
darling*
6969awesome 0
haha win
MissErikaHart 0
no, pack ur things now. u will b starting at the new location first thing tomorrow morning. that's always how it works ;)
Iamnotfat 16
u look like Angelina Jolie's sister (if she had one)
UnicornsDoExist 0
So? I love in the middle of nowhere, and have to get an hour bus ride to school, because my dad moved us to fifteen minutes from his work.
EffinAhole 0
well... stop makin "love" in the middle of nowhere and that won't happen. Duh!
SunshineBoy21 0
Aahhh, love in the middle of nowhere... *drifts off into a blissful dream state* ...and I'm back. Thanks for the memories! ;)
tdawg4200 0
Unicorns DON'T exist. Idiot.
Britney_0 0
Sucks to be you
mygreenhoodie 0
bitch
perdix 31
If you got transferred the same day you moved, no problem, you're still living in boxes. I know you have to start these stories with "Today" so you should have written something like, "Today, my husband got transferred... We moved x weeks/months ago to get closer to his new job. FML" But, then again, you are from West Virginia, so bless your heart, we can't expect too much from you.
EffinAhole 0
Why is it that it must be started with "today" and WTF is anti-flood protection?! Sounds like homeowners insurance! ugh
ohSNAPyall 27
You're a douche, bless your heart.
ohSNAPyall 27
Sorry, pendatik, I was talking to the one who had said "bless your heart."
mnswhit 2
Meh, i just commute. my job has me driving about that far, but its a remote location. housing near work sucks.
ohSNAPyall 27
A five-hour roundtrip over the moutains each day is not reasonable.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being married to someone who is employed. Since you're in Canuckia, can't you just build a new igloo that's closer to his new job? Or are you two too busy raping seals?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Er, oops. I crossed the 2 recent FMLs. So, er, forget the igloo thing. Since you're in WV, can't you just hitch your trailer to your pickup and haul it the 150 miles closer to the new job?! There we go.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yeah, but getting food stamps rerouted through two new addresses is a bitch. =
rlieberum 0
15 - win
HighStakes 0
FAIL
TheCookehMonstet 0
That bites. Speaking of bites, HERE, have some COOKIES!!
ohSNAPyall 27
Were you banished to Huntington or something? PS -- Maybe your hubby should work on his first impressions. O:)