Today, to spice things up a bit, my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner, so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
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Top comments
Lozza 0
Was the heat... SO INTENSE?
jaderrrx3 0
I think it's more like **** her life.
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Comments (213)
Waffle817 0
double rainbow on the ass FTW.... at least you have something to tell the kids
xgetxbentx 13
how is this an fml? you aren't the one who got injured, she is.
Compufreak 0
Depends on the wife...
FYLDeep 26
Should have skipped dessert I guess, or waited til later that night.
DisappearingRose 18
More like F her life
chantelfurtado 0
SHANE DAWSON!!!!!!!!
otheriBlair 0
shanaynay
perdix 31
Funny, but her rainbow lacks the blue stripe. Oh, right, it's because that color is heading for your balls for the next few weeks, at least.
ShelbyCake 0
bahaha
caramelluv 0
ahahahahaha
Miss33_fml 15
That's awesome! Coolest scar ever!
Conor9595 0
Its a Double Rainbow? What does this mean? o.O
towboatdude 0
Hey 15 it's because he is not going to get any for awhile. All I can say is you better suck up big time.
sicron90511 0
sex? Eww now you have cooties...
Pro_Nothing 9
As they always say, there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.