TeenaIs
SK8 OR DIE
Today, I asked a random guy at the skate park if he knew anyone who could sell me some weed. Turns out he was a parole officer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
goodgrief
Rio Rancho, United States
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Cuntface McGee
Dej, Romania
Don't dick around with those guys
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Anonymous
Bankstown, Australia
Nice try, fed
Today, I was selling weed to a guy by text. He was using our code, saying, "Can I book a tutoring session at 6 o'clock?" I asked, "How many hours do you need?" He replied, "Three please." I said, "Sure." Then he said, "Just leave it in the blue Adidas again." FML
gimme beer
Sting
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Take it up with HR
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
fernie vazquez
San Francisco, United States
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
idiot says "you raised him"
Barrie, Canada
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, Mexico
Backwards world
Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML
Anonymous
Holmdel, United States
Miscommunication
Today, I went to a going away party for a coworker. I had brought weed for the party and at one point a guy asked me if I have a Grindr. I replied, "No, I don't use those dating apps. I do have a Fetlife but that's it, if you want it." He apparently meant a weed grinder. Most awkward 3 hours ever. FML
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saberjpg 6
Well, he probably did know a guy who could sell you weed.
mike3775 39
Stupid is as stupid does
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BurnInDemonFire 39
You were a skater boy? See you later, boy!
TheSminty1 17
Awesome luck! He must know several
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
how high were you?
baristalbc 18
So did he know anyone?
GamerChickxoxo 16
i was on my way to my parole officers for an appointment, some crazy bitch ran a stop sign and almost hit me.I lit a handfull of firecrackers and chucked them in her window,then biked off. i got to my parole office and the lady pulled into the parking lot.Turns out she was the parole officer i was going to meet..... yeah......that went over well...........