Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
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Top comments
Jimster1712 0
Thats what you get for messing with the guy who created you as a result of his ******.
no_clue_4_u 4
All the best stories start with "I went to Wal-Mart".
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Comments (107)
orangeduck 6
DAddy always wins
YourEvilHero 12
it's okay you're at walmart. those people clapping should be embarrassed enough for shopping there.... come at me bro!
tmmundy 17
why should they be embarrassed for shopping there? that has to be most stupid comment I have read, lately. you are an idiot.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#25 wal-mart offer's stuff at low prices, perfect for people who are strggling in this economy. Sorry they can't shop at your precious high end rich store. Stupid.
enonymous 9
25- bitches be rollin' back that mutha ******* prices everyday. Plus they provide mini golf carts while you'z shopping so you aintz gotta walk dawg.
dre_bro11 12
25, stfu and be grateful? When I went to America, Walmart was one of our favourite shops. It has a variety of everything at cheap prices, and some of the brands in their aren't crappy brands either. I can bet you now, if stores like this open up in Australia, they would be so damn popular. I can actually give you evidence of this. A Costco opened up where I live and it's probably the busiest place out atm.
R34luver 5
I hate walmart and Sams club >.> shop at Costco! My mom wrks there lol
rexgar2000 10
is your mom hot?
Kyzahhh 7
25, you should be embarrassed with your wrestling belt and custom glasses from paint?... Jackass
YourEvilHero 12
I told them to come at me... and they did. lol
kizz92 0
idiot walmart is awesome. where in the he'll do u shop dollar tree?
Hannahrayne 0
Happened to me too! I wish I was joking..
orangeduck 6
Did they then ask for an encore?
Jimster1712 0
Thats what you get for messing with the guy who created you as a result of his ******.
mattdm91 0
Reading this while looking at the "me gusta" picture lmao
brianod 0
i see what u did there...
rexgar2000 10
it's probably in the wallmart pictures website now.
white16sox 19
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
baddud300 6
Gandhi quote ftw
Doortje 30
Lesson learned: never try to take out your father.
urdirtyolduncle 15
... but Luke did it.
kkatzlove 10
Lol
dlryan97 1
Ninja dad?!?!
LiveLolLuv 0
Ur hot for a little kid haha
nahgemsoohc 0
bending it like beckham, perhaps?
jakeshade11 8
Shoulda stood up and speared your dad into some shelves.
FollowMe 2
Alittle too intense there buddy!
LilTiki559 13
that! wouldn't showed the people for clapping ;/..
Enigmax2514 7
Hello? Karma? Wake the **** up and do your job!
instnt1nfction 17
Wake the **** up and read properly
Enigmax2514 7
I did you moron the father started it so karma should bitch the father instead of the son dumbass
no_clue_4_u 4
All the best stories start with "I went to Wal-Mart".
zachherbert 10
And end with FML
no_clue_4_u 4
Haha! True!
RyanMacVey 17
and thats when you call the police and say he molested you...
mattdm91 0
Dude.... No
RyanMacVey 17
wut? to far?
howdmynosego 12
18- yer abit
tmmundy 17
wow....if that's how 15 year olds think these days, we, as in the world, are in BIG trouble. sad, sad. you really need to get a life dude.
RyanMacVey 17
well if most 15 year olds watch south park then yeah..... cmon lighten up, it was a joke
helloimjoshlol 0
wow seriously?
PurpleButterflyy 4
smdh
je_suis_fml 11
9 is why I continue to take birth control...
tmmundy 17
#33...I found nothing remotely funny about that comment and I'm sure no one else did either. Maybe you shouldn't watch so much trash tv and do something productive besides taking horrible profile pictures. You have a lot of growing up to do. you are just 15 though.
fatraptorjesus13 9
...thetas one of My favorite episodes of SP and this still was not funny ....grow up you look 12
cicpjaky 6
You made all of those peoples day. Be happy you dud that