Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
At least he didn't throw up inside of you
osirisx3 0
I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.
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Comments (82)
rencegoh 0
maybe you made him gross out.
jckbco 0
I did that after my first time... the nerves from the entire evening finally caught up with me. Not your fault at all -- I'm sure he's crazy about you!
XxphantomxX 0
This is a real thing. It's called post orgasmic illness syndrome (POIS). It occurs when a man has an allergic reaction (typically violent) to his own semen. Go ahead--google it.
purple_sarah88 0
That blows, but maybe he was drunk or something else was wrong, how will you ever know unless you talk to him instead of just posting on here.
USAF_girl 3
Maybe you smell like old fish??? hmmm???
metalwolf 17
They say not to eat before wild rides for a reason. He deserves it.
davek 36
Sounds like you've got yourself a botty-bandit.
IneffableLullaby 13
Did you shower sometime shortly before the intercourse? If not, I'm going to say you deserve it, OP.
kadaidesu 0
woah what a copy cat.. I wrote that -.-
Mzdeleonpatron 0
Maybe you should wash your shit better