Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a sex store for the first time, and bought $100 worth of stuff. Not only did we not have sex, but I was up all night throwing up. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ydi_4_suking 20
At least he didn't throw up inside of you
osirisx3 0
I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (82)
Alkix 2
"I could tell by the look on his face that he was about to lose it, and not in the way that I was. He was getting green, and I knew that his esophagus was packed full of bile and this afternoon's spicy enchiladas. I knew he wanted to keep going, and the risk reliving that late lunch's spicy flavor with the nauseating taste and smell of vomit was worth it if it meant I could climax for the first time in three months. I told that bastard to not eat so much, but I love him for the torment he is going through to get me to where I need to be. Next time I'll remember to pack the dramamine. You never know when you'll be out in six foot swells. Wait, what was I doing? Oh, right. Come on darling, just a little longer."
sameeb123 0
keep it clean. haha
annigotammo 1
w-w-w-what?
Lisa89 3
Hahaha, this FML made me lul. He probz just got motion sickness from moving back and forth.
kbn 0
damn.
vbmg152 19
Maybe he's sick! Everyone around here has been throwing up! it's going around! Probably coincidence & has nothing to do with you!! Wait & see what happens, people are so sensitive these days! The same thing happened to me years ago except, I threw up on the bed! My hubby was understanding & it happened that I had the stomach flu which he promptly caught from me! PS Why do some people have to be so mean to others, I don't get it! All this talk about gay & smelly body parts, how would u feel if it were you?
dragunina 0
he tried to tell you he doesn't like anal
iRichiq 3
tell him to man up ey
nybsucubos 5
wow, that really sucks
NotMyDay92 0
That's a confidence booster. He possibly didn't like the smell of fish, or you just might have turned him gay. FYL