Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
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Today, I threw up during sex. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
At least he didn't throw up inside of you
osirisx3 0
I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.
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bloodonthestars 0
you taste that bad?
HeyyitsChelsea 0
Actually, he probably over worked himself or got too hot. My boyfriend threw up because he was nervous. So. It could be a number of things.
Justcalmealice7 0
Perhaps he came too hard. Sometimes when a guy rushes his ****** it upsets his stomach
QueenTwee 0
I heard that mean you are pregnant!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Wat did u do 2 him? lol jk
Ugi 27
Better just after than during! If you have a water-bed you might want to give him sea-sickness tablets first next time...
ZUNiBiO 2
That sounds like me! lol . it only happened to me once
NYR1926 0
someone was drunk
afulks78 11
That bad huh ?
burro_fml 6
Stop complaining! He didn't give you a Cosby Sweater.