Today, I wanted to pack my lunch with some of my homemade meatloaf leftover from last night's dinner, but I couldn't find it anywhere in my fridge. Later in the evening, my boyfriend's parents invited us over for dinner. They served meatloaf. The meatloaf they stole from my fridge last night when they visited. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I packed my lunch last night and put it in the fridge, I grabbed my bag and left for work. At lunchtime, I opened it and found an empty container. I'd packed the container but left the food in the fridge. FML
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
Today, I went to put a lasagna in the oven for dinner. I was greeted by a revolting scent of a chicken-soup and biscuits boxed dinner. The fridge apparently was too full for my brother to put it away inside, so he covered it up and forgot about it in the oven. We made that dinner two weeks ago. FML.
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML
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Top comments
Gwengreen 6
You should ask for the recipe for their *amazing* meatloaf and see their reaction.
RichardPencil 32
That must be some badass meatloaf! 1. Your in-laws loved it so much they stole it. 2. They decided to share it with you. 3. You won’t have it for lunch. Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad!
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Comments (30)
RichardPencil 32
That must be some badass meatloaf! 1. Your in-laws loved it so much they stole it. 2. They decided to share it with you. 3. You won’t have it for lunch. Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad!
rivenrock 14
So interested to know what they said when you asked them about it. And if you didn't ask them, YDI.
Lalala579121 28
"This is really good meatloaf! You just HAVE to tell me how you made it!"
Gwengreen 6
You should ask for the recipe for their *amazing* meatloaf and see their reaction.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Well that is one way to meat the parents.
J352SAURUS 30
Get a loaf of this guy. So punny and original!
matdex 9
if we keep currying on these puns we will raise the streaks
TacoTheDank 27
J352SAURUS, no, no just stop
Cali 57
So punny! I loaf you guys.
J352SAURUS 30
So... they have no problem stealing from you and then inviting you over and deliberately serving your meatloaf for dinner so you can clearly see their theft? What are they thinking? Are they stupid? Have they no shame? What does your SO think? That's messed up!
Lobby_Bee 18
Tell then it taste awful and bad. Give them pointers on how to make a better meat loaf. At some point they will get pissed enough and blab they stole it from you and they didn't make it. You = win
bigtwobah 6
Did they run from the fridge like a bat out of hell?
egnur_mas 19
I can't believe it took this long for one of these jokes :,)
RichardPencil 32
"I can't believe it took this long for one of these jokes :,)" Dude! My first comment is a Meat Loaf reference!
species4872 20
Yeah I think the reference was a little too subtle Richard.
RichardPencil 32
You took the words right out of my mouth!
Glowworm56 27
"So how's the meatloaf?" "It tastes stolen."
HappyItalian 38
Of all things to steal, they steal food? And meatloaf at that? Tsk. Shoulda went with the cake.
Glowworm56 27
The cake is a lie!
RichardPencil 32
Meat loaf, double beat loaf. I hate meat loaf!
Talented73 54
Don't let yer meat loaf