Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
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alex_vik 1
Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.
DisturbedDriver 0
Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.
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infantrygirl 0
I would have smacked him. Hard.
videoCWK 1
Once a girl at a bowling ally called me a "punk ass." because I told her to stop running on the DDR pads. I would have gotten the "whoopin'" on her, but I was laughing too hard. Kids these days...
blueworld_fml 0
You might want to sit down there, sir...you just got pwned pretty hard. admission: stole that from XKCD, but it is a good line.
sykora_fml 0
#12 i really liked what you said... its sad that people raise their kids that way...racism is ignorance.
TheUnnamedOne 0
All I can say is....Wow...
illuminati_fml 0
snapped neck in 2.5. new world record
LittleMiss1 0
hahaha Pwnd
satanicminnow1 1
damn niggers
shananigans 0
#50 Don't underestimate children. If two ten year olds can successfully kidnap a 2 year old child from a mall, beat him with their fists and an iron bar and stone him to death, then throw his body onto the train tracks to make it look like an accident (Look up "Murder of James Bulger" on Google/Wikipedia) then I'm pretty sure a six year old can cuss out a move theater manager. His parents are probably potty-mouths themselves and that's what he grew up hearing.
firstnlast77 0
tell him why don't you say that after your balls drop