Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.
DisturbedDriver 0
Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.
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ilittlefoot 0
I bet he was black
yourpathetic 0
#111Blacks cant say "nigga" if they find "******" offensive. There is no difference, blacks say there is so they can use it and not be a hypocrite. Only difference is the 2 letters, A and ER... Its getting really old and annoying that everything is becoming a race war with blacks.
benshady 0
Did you call the cops or kick him out of the theater? What did you do?
spoileddd22 0
hahahahaha this made me laugh out loud this kid is pretty awesome in my opinion
burtonboard97 0
ever think maybe he wasn't six? otherwise, i don't believe this is the whole truth. Rarely do six year olds actually know how to use curse words. If this is really true, how is this an FML? Not really. Get over it. YOu now see why his parents didn't want him and let him run wild.
Karnezar 2
He probably got it from TV. My parents let my 7 year old brother watch South Park.
theMurph 0
You should have punted his ass across the room
Time2Remission 0
You should of told him that it was a ghost in the theatre that likes to feed on little boys like him lol
lilacwords 0
at least you're white, he was probably jealous.
Oriina 0
Ahh, kids these days. My daughter's alway complaining about those younger than her-- makes me wonder just how the following generation's are going to act. Sounds like the kid has a bit of an attitude problem.