Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
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alex_vik 1
Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.
DisturbedDriver 0
Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.
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Comments (177)
TJStarzZ 8
Yooo #12. People apparently raised ME that way. "It's the white mans world u wont get anywhere in life without their help your too stupid to do it on your own", all that kinda crap. At school, for science projects, my mom NEVER let me have ANY partners, considering most of my advanced classes in middle school were majority well, not Black. Turns out now I'm in 11th grade, AP courses, and now th at we have a Black President, I have to be 'extra careful'... When I ask what for, I somehow 'don't understand and won't till I'm older'. Seriously, that day and time is over, and people teaching their kids and grandkids these stereotypes don't know how bad they're screwing up their environment (education and social-wise).
Jasper_fml 0
who gives a flying ****?
ditlihi 0
This is where racism starts. His parents taught him well.
raabhimself 0
When parents lost the ability to spank their kids look what happens! Back when i was a kid, I feared the belt buckle, and was kept in line.. Hell I think I still had one of those kiddie leashes to, ah kids these days.
deathisaponu 0
i got the bet to the i got sent to jovi to stratin out
iLIAMMM 0
and that little douchebag will be the big douchebag of twomorrow. The next generation can suck it.
backstagebitch 0
Sound like a kid headed for Oppositional Defiant Disorder to me
myname150 0
i agree with #12, "The only cure for racism is education."
ammali 0
I would have been like "Actually, I work here, and you're an unattended child, so yes you DO have to listen to my shit. Who's supposed to be watching you, little brat?"
NoKo_fml 0
yah i would have leveled his ass in my manager's office. no witnesses. :)
Sunsh1ne 0
You got told by the kid from Role Models, apparently.