Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.
DisturbedDriver 0
Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.
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Comments (177)
ohgosh0_0 0
hhaaha sounds like the kids in my neighborhood lol
Schmuty 2
LMFAO, this makes me think of that kid in Role Models
satanicminnow1 1
88 i didnt know i had an alternate account! LOL
curryndricegirll 0
It sounds like it wasn't really a kid, but it was somebody either dwarfish or short. Corrected: Today, I asked a six-year old where his parents were at a local theatre. He wasn't a six-year old. He was just short. FML.
griz1214 0
In the Words of Katt Williams " Black people should be allowed to say n*gga if White people can say good credit"
000001 0
What kids need is a good ol' ass-whoopin'. They're all spoiled brats nowadays.
roachspray 0
#104: It was probably just a typo, but c'mon, you think people study hard and go to college to become movie theater managers? Spelling isn't really part of the job description. OP: If there's anything you should be doing as the manager, it's kicking out assholes. I don't want that brat sitting there mouthing off at the screen during my movie, and since he can't even be polite in the lobby he has no business in the theater. YDI for letting it become an FML instead of a funny story about how you had a mouthy 6 year old taken away by Department of Children and Families.
permission2laugh 0
does anyone know the difference between a ****** and a black guy......
alotta_fachina 0
SOMEONE just saw Role Models...
l33tm0nk3y 0
Sounds like something the black kid from Role Models might do...