Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.
DisturbedDriver 0
Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.
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Comments (177)
Calaura9 0
You can't blame a child beacuse of their parents ignorance. I don't blame white people whose parents taught them that black people are lazy, theives, welfare scammers etc. I take it upon the individual when they get to an age where their parents no longer rule their life, but before that, its not the childs fault. I was taught for many years (14) that the white man was the devil and all he wanted to do was lock you up in jail and deny you an education. I'm about to graduate from college, by way of scholarship and am dating a white dude. The only cure for racism is education.
Shadow14l 0
#12 You can't ignore racism either... Try Detroit for example, not very safe :(
Jimboom 12
Ban him from your cinema for harassing an employee. You are the manager, you have that power.
GloomySkyz 0
Kids say the darnedest things!
route95 0
LMFAO. that's so wrong, yet hilarious. that kid is going to grow up with major issues.
Serial 2
bitch stole my fish
Cookie_kaioo 0
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Silhouette_fml 0
Did you kick him out, or call the cops on him or something. A six year old shouldn't be allowed in theaters alone, I don't care what the rating of the movie he wanted to see was.
delphina 0
Am I the only one that finds this kind of funny? It's like the over-the-top version of Kids Say The Darndest Things.
corey_kelly 0
Today's Future is screwed by tomorrows Lack of obedience
MrNotkewl 0
I'm all for #4's suggestion.