Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
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mehwhateverr 0
Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.
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judgeymcjudge 0
Kindly explain to me how talking during a movie is supposed to be impressive? People don't go to the movies to hear the "witty comments" of the other people watching the movie - THEY GO TO WATCH THE MOVIE. Jesus Christ. You're lucky he didn't get you kicked out - I would have told you to shut the **** up at the very least. I don't give a crap who you are. Learn some manners - it's not your living room, pal. YDI for thinking rudeness will endear you to anyone.
Roxas_fml 0
#33 took the words right out of my mouth. YDI.
nodbor 11
at the movies that are way over priced=stfuyah
Indiana_fml 4
#7, #16, #33 said it all. YDI.
ItecKid 0
Wait...you were at the cinema...and you were talking throughout the whole film? If I had been there, I would have physically removed you from the theatre.
alex_vik 1
He didn't pay $20 (or however much the ticket + concessions cost) to hear some random person make stupid comments during the whole movie. YDI for being an idiot.
TheLittlestNinja 0
next time just say "hey want a bj?" it will work better
l0st4lif3 0
when a guy goes to the movies, especially with his friends, do not ******* bother him. guys hate when you talk to them while they eat, while they watch movies/tv's/football/sex. just leave him alone and dont make a single comment until after the movie when you can try hitting on him.
KenMcGormick 0
second that #1... girls are stupid... thats why they tried to impress us with such lame ways
RyanRaygun 0
Unless you look like Tom Servo or Crow, keep your mouth shut in the theater.