Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
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mehwhateverr 0
Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.
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JonReb 0
What do you expect, people want to watch the movie--not be impressed by strangers.
hackme 0
STOP TRIENG TO BE COOL AROUND HOT GUYS
tibbydibby 0
You honestly deserved that for being such a distraction throughout the movie, in general. This is a movie theater, and may I remind everyone that being quiet is a rule that must be obeyed while watching a movie.
ShortyBBangin 0
wow. You deserve this on two accounts... 1) NO ONE wants to PAY MONEY to go watch a movie so they can sit next to someone who ends up talking the whole damn time. If I was your friend who went with you I would even told you to shut the hell up and watch the movie. You're lucky he waited til the movie was over....and not embarrass your ass in the middle to leave you sitting there feeling like an idiot. 2) actually posting this as fml just so people can tell you that "you deserve it" ha
seasonvoids 0
"Oh my gawd! liek she is so not wearing the right blouse in this scene duh hur hur!!" "Wow, young lady! that was impressive. That comment has me interested in you...Lets talk about it at dinner" "Dinner like omg! sure its a date!!" *you both walk out together* & you actually thought that fantasy would be a reality? HA
christopherlove 0
You thought being obnoxious would impress him?
sb_rph 0
There is only ONE person i would allow to talk to me during a movie and that is brandon boyd!! thank you and GOOD NITE!
Laughing_is_cool 4
lolz assumingly witty
painandpeace 0
You fail. No one likes it when people talk during a movie.
PixelSlayer247 0
Don't talk during movies, and i'm sure he didn't care what you had to say anyways. Really, get over yourself.