Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
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Top comments
mehwhateverr 0
Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.
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Comments (255)
pete275 0
STFU during the movie. Nobody wants to hear you making witty comments (unless the movie is a docummentary about how witty you are. or mst3k)
RespondomaticMan 0
Movie theater tip; If you care about the comfort of those in the theater with you, shut the **** up. Seriously, barring doing something physically annoying, this was probably the worst idea you could have come up with, let alone act on.
lol_seriously 0
YDI STFU + GTFO
goldfalsebond 0
#1, go suck a dick and choke on the semen. You are just the same as men. Besides, ANYONE that talks in the movie WHATSOEVER is ******* annoying and deserves a **** slap across the face.
dmsheldon87 0
you tried to impress someone by talking through a movie? how did you even think that would be impressive?
mustangsami118 5
thats what you get for talking during the movie..witty or not..it's still annoying
Brisk 0
If you want to impress him talk to him after you've proven you can be silent for 2 hours and not ruin everyone else's movie.
normandin131 0
Psssst no talking in a movie! If I was him I'd think you were trying to piss everyone off.
Colors_fml 0
Nobody wants to pay 8+ bucks to listen to some chick talk in a movie theater.
Common_Sense 0
Yeah, no one likes hearing someone pretend he/she is funny. You deserved it and should never be allowed in a theater again.