Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML
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Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
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TayonaC 10
Do you know how many people pee in pools? If you're grossed out by one person maybe you shouldn't go to public pools because a large majority of people pee in them.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
That's gross! I think you should have a word with your son about this.
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perdix 31
Good thing you don't go on Twitter -- you other kid tweeted that he shat in the pool, and that felt so good he jizzed in his trunks. Sometimes it's better to be computer-illiterate.
tpalzkill52 5
Most people pee in pools anyway it's not like your going to get killed or sick from peeing in a pool the chlorine kills everything instanyly
RedPillSucks 33
Then we also shouldn't be concerned when people shit in the pool. After all, chlorine kills everything instantly.
snugglesMcGee199 23
You're right. Taking a crap in the pool is bad. However, pee is naturally sterile and doesn't carry any bacteria until it hits a surface, and since chlorine is put into pool water in order to kill bacteria, then it's basically all sterile. Feces isn't naturally sterile, so your comparison isn't exactly correct.
dominic1221 6
Piss is only sterile before it goes through the urethra. Stop taking your biology lessons from urban legends.
mrshutcherson123 3
Chlorine kills everything. You're all good(: People pee in pools all the time. And blow there nose and wipe their snot everywhere. That ones nasty. Btw how old is your son?
purplebumblebee 2
You didn't feel the warmness??? Go take a shower, That's nasty
s0ulslack 20
You raised the heathen
lsd_withdiamonds 7
Hasn't everyone done this at some point? its much easier than getting out, drying off as much as you can, and freezing your ass off til you make it to the bathroom.
rcgirl2 11
Ew. Well, boys will be boys.
bubo_fml 11
Peeing in the pool warrants a FB posting? Today's kids are such under-achievers...
emoshadow47 9
But that was just a caption. My sister really does pee in the pool...
Jasonf6 0
Your kids are ******* idiots.
stewpididiot 11
..so, you're saying that you've NEVER peed in a pool ?? Or that the kids are idiots for posting it on FB. I think it's hilarious. ....and there is NO 'urine indicator' chemical Do the math.. How much of this would you have to put in a 50,000 gallon pool to detect 5 or 6 oz of pee ?