Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.
Dave_Davington 34
"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.
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Comments (58)
russfml 31
I find the easiest way to impress is to not try overly hard. Like maybe go up to her and talk lol. Even if you did manage to do whatever the hell you were trying she'd probably think you're just a show off with an ego
badgercheese94 16
I would say you deserve it for trying hard to impress a stranger, but those injuries sound awful. Next time don't try so hard to impress anyone. Just ski at your level, be safe and have fun.
syed121417 22
FYL: Because you got hurt. YDI: Never try to "impress" someone by doing something physically risky because it's better to just go and talk to them.
Bernessi 18
Trying to impress a girl at any cost... Only real men can do it. You must be a good guy...
Candace7 19
I pressed YDI after I read "I tried to impress an attractive girl."
uy3000 8
Happens to the best of us, man. FYL
ajs1987 15
You might want to consider just talking to the next attractive girl you see
candicorn 23
Girls are usually more impressed by guys actually, you know, going up and starting a conversation with them.