Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.
Dave_Davington 34
"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.
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Comments (58)
MSCCG 16
You know what's impressive? When girls see you genuinely having fun. You'd be surprised how far acting genuine and inclusive can get you.
helloboyzder 13
And now we see the true meaning of "falling head over heels"
Sophie_K 8
You got a concussion but all u care about is that she wasn't impressed. Srsly wtf.
emilyg2014 14
Snow way you're getting a date if you take that slippery slope.. But at least you won't be short ice for that burn.
AntNY1981 4
Been there
Doubtful_Judge 23
Not wearing proper equipment when going skiing? That's a concussion.
laserlady7 14
She should have been. It sounds like s VERY impressive performance.
mkayden 23
One thing FML has taught me: never try to impress anybody, it'll probably end badly for you.
laden_swallow09 35
"Today at a ski resort, I was trying to impress-" YDI
kalbrek009 20
I'm not impressed either OP, just being yourself would have saved you a lot of pain...unless being yourself is what you were doing to begin with.