Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.
Dave_Davington 34
"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.
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Comments (58)
flashback.miss 28
get well soon, but next time maybe offer dinner?
fsomelife 26
I bet the guy who had to take his wife to that restaurant would gladly switch places with this show-off.
Pleonasm 36
Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.
Nickb55 16
What an avalanche of puns
Pleonasm 36
These flows are snow joke.
Johnnycake23 42
To summit up we are very punny
Wizardo 34
Yep, think we've reached the peak with this range of puns. On to the next cascade!
KittyLahv 27
I'm sure hill learn his lesson next time.
JKPwnage 27
Hoo boy
rx46590 3
she was ice cold anyway, there was snow way I can ski the two of them dating
Johnnycake23 42
If you pizza when you are supposed to French fry you are gonna have a bad time!
Zebediabolical 45
If you french fry when you should be pizzaing, it'll be worse.
mxgirl1998 26
quote of the year award goes too...
Dave_Davington 34
"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.
pjsr 33
Exactly! If the OP is out of grade school, he needs a different approach
pl0xs3rver 45
A "tried to impress" anyone is an automatic YDI for me.
Kielnmsoftly 26
So you want to look like a loser to get people? I'm not saying you need to try hard but what's wrong with it if he does?
countryb_cth 38
@26 Well the problem with that is it tends to always fail.
Jaevwyn 17
Was just gonna write the same thing
whatsittoyabitch 15
you win some you lose some, at least you tried :)
clumsylobster 17
At least she knows you can take a lot if pain, so if she's into that... Yeah.
BlondePsycho 43
Maybe she thought you were an impressive failure at skiing!
FemskyD 26
I bet she was entertained though!!
cheeeksss 29
I tend to like seeing a guy being embarrassed. It's like a nice reminder that they aren't perfect either.
gintwinsmoore 20
and it lowers the pressure of finding that perfect guy too, since no one is perfect anyway.
salamancer 11
If I was the girl, I would definitely appreciate the effort.
gintwinsmoore 20
But you're not...and we're not always impressed by what you guys do. We really aren't.
sstahpp 33
Pizza..french fry..pizza..french fry..pizza...french fry..****!