Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.
Dave_Davington 34
"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.
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Comments (58)
blondeamazonian 18
The girl you want isn't the one that needs to be impressed, but is the one that will come over and help you up after you crash...
StickyPickles 33
Be yourself dipshit. What were you going to do if she wanted you to show her some moves or something had you actually pulled it off? YDI for setting yourself up for an inevitable fail
Miss_Moody23 19
"Well actually, this is only my first time skiing and I just fluked that, maybe we could learn some more together and then grab a hot chocolate afterwards?" He would be a modest gentleman who is smooth as ****.
MyCommentsSuck 21
If she had asked you shoulda told her "I was so distracted by your beauty that I last my concentration and fell. But all the pain was worth seeing someone as beautiful as you. Them if she bought it, just milk it lol.
xluciferx666 21
Did you pizza when you should have frenchfried? Cause if you pizza when you should have French fried you're gonna have a bad time
Death69 24
OH...She was impressed. Just not favorably!
gobiteme2 34
Dude you were thinking with the wrong head. It always seems when an attractive girl is involved nothing good ever happens. You are lucky it was only a mild concussion.
Mauskau 36
You're skiing. You're not there to impress anyone but yourself. Be glad it wasn't any worse, like Schumacher.
wvcheesehead 13
Try to impress your nurse next.
carterbur 7
Sick dude I just got a concussion today from snowboarding
im_cb 11
classic