Today, I found out I’m going through early menopause. My husband was finally ready to have a baby, after years of debate and saying he’s not ready. I warned him my ovaries wouldn’t hold out forever. He seems shocked that menopause happens to all women and is irreversible. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after six months of trying, my wife was convinced she was finally pregnant with our first baby, which we put off having for years until we got our careers, savings and house where we needed them. One trip to the doctor's and it’s not pregnancy, it’s early onset menopause at 37. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Did you ever mention this during the debates? Seems like a lesson in female biology would made these arguments more productive, maybe even reproductive!
Hangryko 32
I'm sorry, OP. You can adopt or foster.
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RichardPencil 32
Did you ever mention this during the debates? Seems like a lesson in female biology would made these arguments more productive, maybe even reproductive!
Hangryko 32
I'm sorry, OP. You can adopt or foster.
slhiggx 17
I hope, for your sake, you froze some eggs.
Chazzster 32
There are a few alternatives: You might be able to conceive with a donor egg. You could adopt. You could accept that you aren’t going to have children and find an outlet in other ways for your time and efforts.