Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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Hawks87 3
um you dont get over herpes.
dekker2010 1
Herpes can be transmitted via drinking glasses, plates, towels and other ways that dont need "Special contact". My aunt, a teacher, got it on her eyelids from rubbing them while correcting tests and homework sheets...
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millsjoshua949 12
You dont get over herpes. Once you get it you have it forever.