Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Vaetrus 0
"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?
dyld921 2
Your logs? I like you worded it.
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Comments (261)
censorshipoff 0
That's disgusting but hilarious. So you pooped, who cares? I'd say a case of bad explosive diarrhea is much worse.
MissMonet 0
God that's disgusting.
Muzik19 0
scooped ur "logs" out with what..?? Ur hand?? thats fn disgusting...however quite funny lol
bds0688 0
What a ******* stupid idea. You could have asked for the plunger, or if it was something else, just shut the seat cover. It might smell, but it would likely have done so anyway. I'd likely just chuckle and maybe high five my girl if she ever had to ask for the plunger. However, if I found human sized shit in my litter box, I'd be embarrassed and repulsed. Especially if my parents, siblings, or friends noticed. Seriously, what the ****?
semmita 0
Today, I had to scoop out my cats litter tray, it wasn't cat shit. FML
godyourethick 0
Bit daft of you. You should have just sucked it up (unfortunate turn of phrase) and told your bf about it: he may well know about the problem. Now he's going to find the turds in the tray and assume that you shat in cat litter in preference to the toilet.
Ranoona 0
that's just gross :S
last_fml 0
#174 is dead right. Good luck with that.
milkradio 0
HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG
acoo155 0
YDI: for being an idiot.
delibeli 0
how is being resourceful a bad thing?