Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Vaetrus 0
"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?
dyld921 2
Your logs? I like you worded it.
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Comments (261)
dancerjrm9 0
ew.
NissanDriver 0
I think your boyfriend is going to notice when he scoops up his cat's impossibly large *****. Seriously, FML's like this make me embarrassed to be an Alabamian. FYL OP.
teiso_fml 0
You probably don't own a cat, otherwise you'd know that cat poo smells differently to people poo! Your boyfriend would be able to smell the difference! It would've been less embarrassing if you'd just told him that his flush isn't working! If he's your boyfriend, he would understand that you do have certain bodily functions that needs to be addressed!
neomike0612 0
god, what has this cat been eating?!
lyssalicious 0
"Today, I went to empty the cat litter and noticed ridiculously large "logs" in it. I thought nothing of it, until I came onto this site and saw an FML on the subject. FML" pfffffffff that is just ridiculous!
twohot2touch 7
girls don't shit remember lol. gross lol
PinkWashed 0
defs just pissed myself just now
krew951 0
rofl i couldnt stop laughing
ChaChachick123 0
AHAHA That was funny yet DISGUSTING Yes, F the cats life. Human sized terds are in toilet. Ew. Lol
allie2590 31
So now someone has to clean up your poop. GROSS. DIAF.