Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Vaetrus 0
"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?
dyld921 2
Your logs? I like you worded it.
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Comments (261)
ArtandLove 0
So... that's it? Your boyfriend's parents didn't walk in? You didn't get mauled by an angry cat? How's your life effed? Sounds like you handled the situation decently.
cefarix 5
Holy crap WTF you are DISGUSTING. YDI a million times over!
TheMusicNote18 0
Completely agree with #109, so many FML's could use a "What the hell?!" option.
made_of_fail 0
Oooooh, all I have to say is Alabama for the lose! Sorry but when people joke about it being an ass-backward state, please understand you're only fueling the fire.
maggiewalters 17
haha at least it was original! but i'm thinking theyll probably notice the poop is too big for the cats ass.
leenheartlovex3 0
How is that an FML. It worked didn't it?
leofan15 0
OP, what the **** is wrong with you?
i_stay_anonymous 0
You DO know there's a difference between those two craps right?
magneticcheese 0
these comments had me laughing so hard i had tears pouring down my face. thanks guys! @OP: this is why i don't use other people's bathrooms! i'll pee but never crap at another person's house. it's just uncomfortable to me. why didn't you just ask for a plunger? LOL. or you know, tested the toilet before you used it by doing a practice flush? that's what i do. that poor cat.
The_Dame 0
I noticed that the OP's username is "Poowee." And I laughed. Hard.