Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
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Top comments
cheerxoxo84 8
Dang. Thats messed up.
caranina 15
oh .. thats awkward ...
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Comments (126)
cheerxoxo84 8
Dang. Thats messed up.
uffiewuffie 0
They never learn do they?
absover 0
Tisk... Tisk... Tisk... Smh
Keyman1212 14
Stop Making Humus? Sexy Man Hump? Soldiers Murdering Haji's? Stupid Manatee Heart? Suck My Hypotenuse? What does smh mean?!?!??!??!?!111?!?1221 T.T
Damn_Hippster 11
How did you even find out about this?
ColdplaySucks 18
Well no wonder the parents are divorced; they're too promiscuous.
iAmPaul 49
20 - smh means shaking my head.
Keyman1212 14
Obvious troll is not so obvious to the retarded.
iAmPaul 49
29 - you legitimately looked as though you didn't know what smh meant. I was merely trying to help out.
WaSiSimiLang 8
If anyone is retarded it would be the keyman. Is his statement like a trolling one? In that case your trolling ******* fails noob . SMH
Keyman1212 14
Omg u gize u totes made me reevaluate my lyfe... Imma du wut I alwayz wanted 2 do: Imma be a stripper on a riverboat casino! Suk on dat haterz!!!! (this legitimately was more time consuming than coming up with a rational rebuttal to y'all. Damn it must suck for illiterate people.)
TeamDazu 5
54- I never knew you knew how to speak highschool dropout.
k_d_l_101 0
i always thought it meant so much hate .. :s guess i was wrong!
XmyviolentheartX 13
From what I remember it could also mean "scratching my head". I don't know.
habibiiiiiii 2
Shaking my head
caranina 15
oh .. thats awkward ...
m0tl3ycru3 0
Obviously he still has intamacy towards her
iam_yummylicious 12
Not as awkward as your mother accidentally sending you dirty texts.... My mother is an alcoholic :(
whited666 0
And kinky!
ever_blossom 1
Why don't you go wrote that as an FML, while we pitty OP.
CraZyJaVieR 0
sextin is fun
thissucksfmll 0
Affair much?
DaniPandi 22
Affair? Maybe. The confusing kind? Definitely.
beastmode21 0
ydi stupid
ittybitttyme 8
No shit Sherlock
iAmPaul 49
Maybe he wants to rekindle the romance?
xXxAPersonxXx 6
Op should take pictures of the texts and blackmail her dad.
DQEight 8
42 Epic win Or blue waffle
danbman95 0
Rekindle the romance? Really dumbass? Think about it they are divorced. Dads tryin to get laid and mom wants it. Its physicall attrqction and nothing more thats what makes it deplorable
Naitsi 19
?
MaryJane232323 9
Oh..you know it turned you on.
FreakoHolm 6
Eew no are you crazy??? T's wrong with you :(
graham11 14
That's ******* wrong.. Not even funny.
aceman1992 9
5 is clearly too stoned to comprehend this fml. judging from their name.
JennyBear101 0
Lol this is funny it's just a joke guys! Geezzz don't take everything so seriously?
MaryJane232323 9
Thank you. Apparently no body else knows how to detect sarcasm. Of course it's nasty thats why I was being..sarcastic!
bitchslapped22 14
He's like Brett Farve, except Favre is married and he didn't send the pictures to his wife
FYLDeep 26
What? The OP's dad is married and didn't send messages to his wife either...
heyhihello95 12
It's complicated?
emmanizzer 6
Sure, if OP's parents are Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep.
sinking_fish 12
**** your stepmothers life. Being cheated on sucks big time.
fmlpro0987 0
Oh god it sure does
skatrgirl96 4
Thats obviously not good Does that mean hes cheating?
bitchslapped22 14
No he's not cheating, he's just sending dirty pictures of himself to people other than his wife
kwanza23 3
Oh, we'll now that you've clarified it's not cheating, it's okay then. (Sarchasm)
emmanizzer 6
Ever notice that whoever does the final edits on the FMLs before they're posted likes to use the same phrases over and over again? Such as "which wouldn't be a problem if".
Sirin_fml 47
I assure you, if we had corrected this FML, it would not have that awful sentence fragment in it.