Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I got my grades back. I got a very poor evaluation for my lit class, which was odd because it didn't match the impression from my end-of-class meeting with the professor. It does, however, include a nod to the supposedly-anonymous negative class review I gave her, though. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
Today, the feedback my teacher wrote on my English assignment was so horrible that it took me half an hour and help from both my parents to decipher it. It turned out to be a scathing criticism of my "poor communication skills". I hate my teachers. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
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Top comments
TweetAnne 13
You earned it
KarSkittle 19
U did a good job, your parents will be F-ing proud
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Comments (38)
TweetAnne 13
You earned it
eyepuppy 31
I love when people say the teacher gave them an F. You get the grade you earn. You have no one to blame but yourself.
lantz4levi 19
Agreed. I have a bunch of girls in my grade who always complain about how the teachers are sexist or they teach their class wrong because of what their teacher "gave" them. No, you earned the damn grade suck it up like everybody else or do better. Don't make excuses
CourtneyPaigee16 13
Or the ones who have a grade 2 points below the next letter, and they think their teacher should bump the grade for them. Like if you have a 68-69 and you did nothing before to fix it.. Why ask them to bump your grade at the end? Nah fam, it's too late
KarSkittle 19
U did a good job, your parents will be F-ing proud
G6Fari 18
I see what U did there
extrasnipes 22
U Fd Up
Tripartita 45
Then you realized she gave you a C for participation, a K for 'kind to others', an M for 'missed many classes', and an E for homework. Plus, there are seven random digits at the bottom. It's all rather confusing.
SunshineBoy_fml 16
You must be hella of a F U. LoL
EvilLittleMan 23
Better start stocking up on card board and large Sharpie markers.
_Adog2645 24
Why?
fishinpink 20
seriously #10? why? aparently you don't get out much
Miss_Whipped 43
Calm down #14. So #10 missed the joke. I missed it too until I read it again. That was just ******* rude. #10 - Homeless people will sometimes write things on pieces of cardboard to bring attention to the fact that they are in need of help or food. The joke is that OP is failing his (inb4 gender-specific rage) class and that it could land him with no degree, no job, and no home. Therefore, he'd need to stock up on sharpies and cardboard to prepare to be begging for food on a street corner.
Brightwaters 2
Your grade reflects your performance, the comment reflects the effort and attitude she sees from you in class. As cliche as this is, she did not 'give' you an F, you earned it. And deserve it.
DigitalCat 4
Trust the system XD
Armeniangirl_fml 15
sorry, but you earned it
Gigglyrocks 15
this is one of those times I'm glad you can select both fyl and ydi