Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, and for the last few months, I finally have enough money to be able to move into my own place. I can finally have girls over. I am also at the age of 26, where most girls stop wanting to go over to a guy's house. I wish I was 18 again, when independence is seen as new and sexy. FML
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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Top comments
Ambient25 25
Calm down, she's just 8. Once she does move out you'll probably wish she was back. Let's hope she doesn't see her about this FML when she IS 18.
WellImScrewed124 6
Cherish the moments you have with her when she gets older she could want nothing to do with you
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Comments (117)
Aussie888 3
I feel sorry for your daughter.
olpally 33
A little harsh there op. She's only 8.
King_paradox 22
This gets posted.. Such a waste XD obviously it's a troll with nothing better to post
AllieCat21 21
Know what was a waste? Your comment.
nina739 10
i know she is driving u crazy but that's part of being a kid , plz don't ruin your chance to be her friend with her.. its your daughter don't be mean because someday you will gonna miss spending time with her if you don't appreciate this moment
imagineapc 11
That's the problem with too many parents today, they want to be their kids friend. No. Be their ******* parent. Discipline them when they do something wrong. You can't raise someone to be a decent adult if they never have any consequences to face. ****.
nina739 10
well seems i didn't write correctly i meant when she is 18 and about to move out .... thats when she needs to be her friend.... yes about being parent i agree... bt being friend i meant later on when she is 18..
Ksweety_fml 27
Well, you have a loooong way to go. When she's turn 18 and move out, you going to wish she never did.
evildemonchild 18
Well... She's only 8 years old. Yeah kids can drive you crazy but one day when she's enough and you wanna spend time with her. Most likely you'll wish she was young again.
Crofty92 17
OP, stop being such a selfish arsehole and enjoy the time with your daughter, you're very lucky, people like myself would kill to have what you have got.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
FYL? I'd say **** your daughter's life if you can't wait to be rid of her. Every parent have their moment of frustration with their kids when they'd like to toss them out the window, but that you actually are looking forward for her to go is just sad. If your kid is impossible, maybe you should start working on her education a bit more instead of dreaming of the day she'll be out of your hands.
Sp4de 9
Sometimes I wonder how some people became parents..
cakefete2 31
Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much our there's alcohol involved...
TheDrifter 24
Insert tab 'A' into slot 'B'. Repeat as necessary. Any other questions?
EnnSler 8
I hope my parents never had thoughts like this when I was 8. I'm with #24. FY daughter's life, OP.