Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
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iknow_fml 0
dont worry, Shell Want you even more now.
christoper 0
She probably thought it was cute. Also, don't ever watch Bambi.
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Comments (315)
JoyHeart 0
166, nope, that's Scar. Mufasa's Simba's daddy. Wow. You cried. Sucks dude. But I imagine if she's going to not like you because of that, it's best you don't end up in a relationship with her anyway/
courtgirl263 0
way 2 show her your manly side
genius_man16 1
Then you shouldn't go see UP...
xshinyx11 0
you're such turn off
Litekno89 0
LOL #130 you are NOT helping OP's cause by saying you cry at this scene and that you're gay you need to grow up a bit man... i teared up a little at the end of ''Bucket List'' and when one of my friends finally got me to watch ''The Notebook'' but to be legit crying over Lion King... i know alot of girls who'd laugh at you and alot of girls who like sensitive guys who would still laugh at you FYL
FaperPairy 0
Come on. Even if he's (assuming the OP's a guy) high school age or older, it's perfectly fine if he cried. Doesn't mean he's a pussy or any other five-letter word you can think of. Just that he's sensitive and not afraid to be a -real- man. I ******* hate guys that think they have to cover up their emotions. Anyway. Hope this girl you like doesn't mind the sensitive type!
Always_Abby 0
Aww. That's sad, but it's actually cute. Hopefully she likes crying guys :D And it is sad! I almost always cry at that point too.
luckyyyy 0
some girls like the sensitive type unless she said you're a wuss and cried at that part too I'm guy also
kellster 2
Ahahahahahahahaha! I'm a girl and I would have been simultaneously VERY amused and kind of touched that you're the sensitive type. Amusement is prevailing at the moment, however!
luckyyyy 0
you know #129 disney doesn't just go for the kids they go for the entire family