Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
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be_happy1 0
Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.
samusfox 0
Blackmail him...
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Comments (280)
ohreally123 0
tell her.
jessxoxo28 5
omg!!! that blows!!! big time... tell ur mom. or make him tell ur mom himself... in this situation, u sneaking out is nothing compared to wat ur dad is doing i am so sorry
ddrluna 2
I wouldn't normally wish this on anyone, but I hope 45's eventual girlfriend/wife that he hopefully loves dearly cheats on him. You need to see that it's not okay. It destroys families and ruins lives, you ignorant asshole.
dearViena 0
p.s. I don't get why someone would say YDI
KeiIshiyama 10
'Cuz the douche was sneaking out in the middle of the night. It doesn't matter what he saw or how it was handled; he snuck out, and he deserves it.
JohnFR33M4N 0
#67 that doesnt justify it you piece of shit
Hermyoni 0
What's most disturbing is even after being caught he still sounded like he proceeded to go over the woman's house and asking the child to shoulder a lie like that isn't fair. Definitely a FML for you and your mother. Might want to hide the sharp pointy objects before telling mom though.
freber120 0
blackmail fer a bit.. then snitch
jAmbre 0
tell your mom.
mehwhateverr 0
I think you should tell your mother anyway. One month of grounding is worth your mother knowing her husband is cheating on him. FYL and FYourMom'sLife.
LikelyYourFake 0
Yeah... right...