Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
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be_happy1 0
Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.
samusfox 0
Blackmail him...
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Comments (280)
JohnFR33M4N 0
#90 i dont think that finding out your own father is cheating on your mom is not a suitable punishment for sneaking out. Its the fact that the dad is cheating on his mom is so worthy of FYL
nooneelse 7
Just tell your mum.
babawaba 0
YDI for being black
amb22 0
you should talk to your dad about it and tell him to confront her about it. honestly, if you tell her, your dad could get really upset at you and break any trust with him, but then again she needs to know, in order to save what is left of their marriage.
DizzyDemon0 9
Uhm..anyone saying to tell the mother... EVER THINK THEY WERE BOTH SNEAKING OUT FOR A REASON!?!?! Perhaps the mother is a huge bitch and yells and hits them..maybe before jumping to conclusions and giving "advice" to someone..you should learn more of the situation. Given the limited information here..I would say...DO NOT BASE ANY KIND OF JUDGMENT OFF WHAT THESE RETARDED ***** SAY. Oh. I thought I should say that I ran out of cigarettes and it is making me quite irritable. Sorry.
xyzstephzyx 0
you should tell your mom
mooniez 7
.. or because the mom just doesn't want her out late [as most are] and they were like "i'm outta here"... like.. most people I know. FYL. You are telling, right?
g3t0p0psicl3stik 0
Wow, Blackmail your dad. All ima say :)
Zimonada 8
#67, That is a couple's therapy statistic. How many couples with great relationships go to therapy? That statistic is beyond biased and therefore your point is null and void. So, "Go eat shit". And #97, when you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME. People judge based on what was told. I think that if the wife was abusive, this wouldn't be posted somewhere where people would read it, as it wouldn't be really FML-worthy. So don't go digging into information that was never there.
illeyad 0
Firstly, just because some journals deam cheating as 'common' does not make it 'normal' or 'ok.' What are these so called statistics that state at least 50% of marriages have cheating involved, jut because it is printed in a journal does not make it fact, these studies are based on studying 100-200 people that are supposed to represent the multi million living in a country. Therefore, you must take everything you read with a dash of salt and learn to stick with your morals instead of accepting what is written in academic papers and thus lowering your standards. As to the OP, I'd tell, no one disserves to be cheated on, especially by their significant other, that is among the worst betrayels. They say everything happens for a reason, now that you have this information, you should use it.