Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
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be_happy1 0
Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.
samusfox 0
Blackmail him...
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Comments (280)
JENNYBABYY 0
LOL #10 :D
EmzoTheStrange 0
I would definitely tell my mom. I'd be like "mom, I tried to sneak out last night (Mom interrupts here with how much trouble you're in and shit) and I saw Dad and he told me this:..."
felicia123 0
You need to tell her... NOW! Also, I wish these posters came back to update us on the situation... like a Maury Show update. HOW MUCH WOULD I LOVE THAT? Lots... ****.
xHaniffax 0
#67: You fucktard, that doesn't make it okay I hope someone who you love dearly cheats on you see how common it feels
SierraStabler 0
Wow I'm really sorry. I think you should make him tell her. No good will come from not telling her. And if he tries to give lame ass excuses don't buy it. He knew what he was doing. Make him deal with the consequences.
Random_lurker12 0
I hope you took a picture with your phone (if you had a phone on you and it had a camara on it that is.) That way you have proof. But tell her, thats way worse then you sneaking out.
Random_lurker12 0
I hope you took a picture with your phone (if you had a phone on you and it had a camara on it that is.) That way you have proof. But tell her, thats way worse then you sneaking out.
xo_emily_xo 0
That's kind of awful. I didn't know what to put. At first I put your life is ******, but then I put you deserved that ones so it cancelled it out. Because the truth is, you should not have been sneaking out at night, BUT, your Dad should (obviously) not have been cheating. So idk what this is. Either way though, sorry about your father =(
hakunamatata_fml 0
tell your mom. she deserves to know. plus, when you tell her that your dad's cheating, she won't care that you were sneaking out. the whole cheating thing is more of a big deal.
Matzaball300 0
I DONT CARE IF HES YOUR DAD!!!!!!! YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER SHE HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW THAT HE'S CHEATING ON HER!!!! AND BY HIDING IT YOU'D BE JUST AS BAD!!!!!