Pregnancy, Awkward, Cheating and My ex: Closure reopened - FML

Closure reopened

By Imdoomed - 17/09/2026 20:00 - United States

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Today, I found out that I’m pregnant just a few weeks after our wedding. I have no idea who the father is because before my wedding I had closure sex with my ex. He’s an olive-color skin tone Latino. My husband is white Caucasian. FML

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Chazzster 29

Thursday 17 September 2026 22:31

What an interesting term “closure sex” right before my wedding. So much nicer than saying I cheated with my ex.

stickyface 16

Friday 18 September 2026 7:10

You're an asshole. Don't sugar coat what you did with a would-be therapeutic term to make it seem acceptable and reasonable. You're a cheating piece of crap who needs annulment and shunning.

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Chazzster 29

Thursday 17 September 2026 22:31

What an interesting term “closure sex” right before my wedding. So much nicer than saying I cheated with my ex.

stickyface 16

Friday 18 September 2026 7:10

You're an asshole. Don't sugar coat what you did with a would-be therapeutic term to make it seem acceptable and reasonable. You're a cheating piece of crap who needs annulment and shunning.

SAgirl 21

Friday 18 September 2026 13:06

Let me guess, you're presenting this as "your truth"?

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