Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Dfox 0
she's not a prude because she doesnt want a weiner up her butt. If she is uncomfortable with it, her boyfriend should be understanding..
Fr0gg13 0
that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (142)
needsmoresugar 0
Give it a try! It really does feel good, as long as you use a LOT of lube and have him prep you with his fingers first. If you use a vibe on your clit at the same time it's really awesome. And yes I am a girl.
marierad 0
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marierad 0
btw i would never do anal btw
perdix 31
What if I'd let you have a shake when we go for our post-coital celebratory meal at Denny's? Could I really enjoy my Grand Slam if I didn't **** you up the ass a bit? If I don't go there, the best I could expect is a triple.
luilu05 5
LOL This by Far is the funniest Ive seen On FML.. I've tried anal with My Ex she didn't feel too comfortable... He was Trying To experiment new sexual positions Cant Blame Him For That Lol
GeneralDisarray6 0
Just let him bang you in the ass.
TrekkieGirl 0
lol....I hope the OP then got her ass up and left. The "long awkward pause" would have been answer enough for me.
couldsuckmore 0
my ex used to do the same thing. it's just a weird guy thing
love_game911 0
he probebly was either gay before he met u or he is bi.....ask him..
stupid_username 12
You can't "turn" gay or straight. Either you're straight or gay or bi. In this case probably bi or maybe bicurious.
slayerelmnt 0
he is Bi!!
slayerelmnt 0
he's just bi!I'm a guy who's loves anal and I love being with women