Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
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sensoon15 7
put the dog in her bed and let it shit and piss everywhere. "the dog sitter didn't do her job. next time you do it."
A7X_LoVeee 10
The ****? I don't know what's worse..the fact that they all went without you or how she referred to you as the dog sitter. Who wants to vote?
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Comments (118)
odge 3
thats when you go all Michael vick lol jkjk
mikelust1977 7
**** your family
thehoneybadger 10
That's illegal.
Fruitmonster2 15
Not in those inbred movies. :P
jayyluhv 0
did you have to do it.? or was it a choice? either way. I wuld b pissed.
Magnimus 4
Sell the dogs, use the money to buy booze and a *****. You CAN have a vacation at home. And when your fam comes back and asks about the pets tell them "I don't know what you're talking about." That'll teach the SOB's.
Gilless 4
i created an account just to comment on this mini conversation. i laughed for 3 minutes straight :D. ruff.. :p
FreebirdIII 1
You were adopted.
LizzJizz 16
Your family Blows dogs for quarters >:( ....next time hire me :D i'll take care of your pets & train them.
Synyster430 0
could've been worse, you could be bald and have a big nose
justbigbs 6
I have to agree with #2 sensoon15, let the animals pee in everyone's room's corner and let stench up, make sure all the windows and doors are closed in the baking summer heat, LOL hahahhaa
dancingpony 0
I feel your pain. That stuff happens to me constantly.